Morons of the Day: Suicide by Sausage

These are some boneheaded print ads from 2006(?). These are NOT public service ads. They’re for a bariatric surgeon!
Tagline reads: “Obesity is suicide. But it doesn’t have to end this way. Find out how bariatric surgery can help. The Northern Bariatric Surgery Institute. www.cutweight.org.”
Having half your guts cut out is sooooo much better? Seriously. I [...]